Cel mai amuzant moment de comedie pe care l-am vazut in ultimul timp!!

dinner for one, vostfr, très drôle !! de asilis93

This video made me laugh!! I remembered not only the times when i tried to teach my parents how this complicated machines are working, but i also remembered the first time I got to know them too! :)
Hope you like it too!

Neuroni unde nu te astepti

Daca in toate in cluburile s-ar intra in aceleasi conditii ca in acesta, ma intreb cati ar avea tupeul sa se prezinte la intrare :)) Mie mi se pare ca aduce o noua viziune asupra ideii de "seara tematica" - seara de matematica
Super haios, dar si inspaimantator in acelasi timp!




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Revelion 2008

Circula pe net in ultimele zile/saptamani o idee despre cum ar putea arata un meniu pentru Revelionul 2009. Ia priviti:

Tuica de Pitesti balaie,
Ce te mangaie la ... limba
Dispozitia iti schimba

Branza buna de Trapista
Scoasa chiar acum din ... lada
Cine vrea, poate sa vada!

Sunca alba ca si-o coala,
Cum mananci, cum ti se ... pare
C-ai pofta de mancare!

Mici facuti cu ardei iute
Cand mananci iti vine-a ... spune,
Doamne, ce bucate bune!

Fripturica de boboci
Cu garnitura de ... varza
La stomac sa nu te arda!

Mere, pere, cozonaci
Sa mananci pana te ... culci
De atatea fructe dulci!

Tort cu nuca cat caciula
Care scoala-n sus si ... masa
Daca nu intreaga casa!

Cui meniul n-a placut,
Apai, mama lui sa-i ... faca
Alt meniu care sa-i placa!

Peanut and Jeff Dunham # 1

Peanut ... cel mai tare personaj din show-ul lui Jeff Dunham! Vorbitorii de limba engleza, vor intelege ce spun!! E hilar!! Ascultati si va bucurati!!! :))

Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

Cel mai tare ventricolog pe care l-am vazut si auzit vreodata! Asta e varianta de sarbatori!!Enjoy!!!

to be continued... ;)

Cocoa Nut

A woman goes to an ice cream parlor and asks for a chocolate ice cream cone. The clerk apologizes and says that they are out of chocolate and asks her if she'd like to choose a different flavor.

The customer says, "Sure, just give me chocolate, please."

The clerk again apologizes, and thinking that the woman didn't hear him, says, "I'm sorry, we don't have any chocolate left. Is there another flavor that I can get for you?"

The woman says, "Well I guess I'll have chocolate."

The clerk, extremely pissed now, tells the woman, "Spell VAN as in vanilla."

The woman spells out, "V-A-N."

"Now," says the clerk, "spell STRAW as in strawberry."

The woman spells out, "S-T-R-A-W."

"Okay," says the clerk, "Now spell FUCK as in Chocolate."

The woman looks dumbfounded for a moment and proclaims, "Wait - there's no 'FUCK' in 'chocolate!'"

And the Clerk replies, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"

Sursa: jokes.comedycentral.com