luni, 26 noiembrie 2007
joi, 22 noiembrie 2007
Guess who's (trying to be) back!!
Nu am timp.. iar cand am o bruma de timp, il folosesc pentru cu totul altceva: "joburi" mai nou aparute pentru mine, carora incerc sa le fac fata cat de bine pot eu.
duminică, 23 septembrie 2007
Cocoa Nut
The customer says, "Sure, just give me chocolate, please."
The clerk again apologizes, and thinking that the woman didn't hear him, says, "I'm sorry, we don't have any chocolate left. Is there another flavor that I can get for you?"
The woman says, "Well I guess I'll have chocolate."
The clerk, extremely pissed now, tells the woman, "Spell VAN as in vanilla."
The woman spells out, "V-A-N."
"Now," says the clerk, "spell STRAW as in strawberry."
The woman spells out, "S-T-R-A-W."
"Okay," says the clerk, "Now spell FUCK as in Chocolate."
The woman looks dumbfounded for a moment and proclaims, "Wait - there's no 'FUCK' in 'chocolate!'"
And the Clerk replies, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
Sursa: jokes.comedycentral.com
miercuri, 19 septembrie 2007
S-a intamplat...
sâmbătă, 8 septembrie 2007
What goes around comes around
Mai dificil e de rezolvat provocarea din categoria celor "nedorite". Trebuie mult tact, multa atentie, minte limpede si chiar un pic de tupeu. Hmmm... de unde sa le scot eu pe toate? Ma descurc eu, doar mi-s fata descurcareata. ;)
DepecheMode - Freelove
And I'm only here
To bring you free love
Let's make it clear
That this is free love
No hidden catch
No strings attached
Just free love
marți, 4 septembrie 2007
Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
Prima melodie de la Rihanna, care imi place.
I wanna take you away
Lets escape into the music
DJ let it play
I just can't refuse it
Like the way you do this
Keep on rockin to it
Please don't stop the
Please don't stop the
Please don't stop the music
Baby are you ready cause its getting close
Don't you feel the passion ready to explode
What goes on between us no one has to know
This is a private show